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In Fun on May 15, 2012 at 12:00 am

~ Marty the Zebra: The penguins are going, so why can’t I?

Alex the Lion: Marty, the penguins are psychotic. ~ Chris Rock & Ben Stiller, Madagascar

~ Advertisement. You’re doing it right.

~ “In my world, everyone’s a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!” ~ Dr. Seuss

~ “If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary-wise. What it is it wouldn’t be, and what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see.” ~ Alice In Wonderland

~ Go do something random.

~ You! Off my planet !!

~ Therapy is expensive, poppin’ bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

~ Do they ever shut up on your planet?

~ Okay, okay, I take it back! Un-Screw You!

~ Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

~ Is it time for your medication or mine?

~ Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?

~ When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep well?’ I said ‘No, I made a few mistakes.’

~ No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.

~ Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

~ I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

  1. I’m loving the randomness

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