~ Marty the Zebra: The penguins are going, so why can’t I?
Alex the Lion: Marty, the penguins are psychotic. ~ Chris Rock & Ben Stiller, Madagascar
~ Advertisement. You’re doing it right.
~ “In my world, everyone’s a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!” ~ Dr. Seuss
~ “If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary-wise. What it is it wouldn’t be, and what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see.” ~ Alice In Wonderland
~ Go do something random.
~ You! Off my planet !!
~ Therapy is expensive, poppin’ bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
~ Do they ever shut up on your planet?
~ Okay, okay, I take it back! Un-Screw You!
~ Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
~ Is it time for your medication or mine?
~ Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
~ When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep well?’ I said ‘No, I made a few mistakes.’
~ No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
~ Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
~ I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.